I couldn’t find the Cop, the Sailor, the Biker and the Workman.

I couldn’t find the Cop, the Sailor, the Biker and the Workman.

I tried to rotate this photo and say ‘I’d like to see you do that baby’ to the blond chick, but apparently Photoshop seems not to have incorporated Blade Runner technology yet. Anyway, as I was trying to do that, I started imagining what it’d be like to be the dude who’s feet appear in the photo. ‘Oh my god guys! Check it! Those are my fucking feet’.

I tried to rotate this photo and say ‘I’d like to see you do that baby’ to the blond chick, but apparently Photoshop seems not to have incorporated Blade Runner technology yet.

Anyway, as I was trying to do that, I started imagining what it’d be like to be the dude who’s feet appear in the photo. ‘Oh my god guys! Check it! Those are my fucking feet’.

Whatever man. You guys know how much work it is to find a photo of two girls making out on Facebook? I don’t even care if its like a drunk four, it’s happening.

Whatever man. You guys know how much work it is to find a photo of two girls making out on Facebook?

I don’t even care if its like a drunk four, it’s happening.

I recently learnt the phrase ‘surprise surprise, right in the eyes’. I’ve pretty much been thrusting my crotch at women and shouting that since.

I recently learnt the phrase ‘surprise surprise, right in the eyes’.

I’ve pretty much been thrusting my crotch at women and shouting that since.

did you delete your facebook? — Asked by Anonymous

Yes. Yes I did. Harder to steal now. Promise updates soon.

I had a really bad acid trip once and kept seeing this girl everywhere I was looking. I finally manage to find my bed and she’s hiding underneath it grabbing my ankle.

I had a really bad acid trip once and kept seeing this girl everywhere I was looking. I finally manage to find my bed and she’s hiding underneath it grabbing my ankle.

Still ain’t a playa, just fuck a lot.

Still ain’t a playa, just fuck a lot.

I’m usually not so great at this kind of thing, but, I assure you; that chick is a dude.

I’m usually not so great at this kind of thing, but, I assure you; that chick is a dude.

How did a blurry ass photo of a drunk, dead eyed five get on here? I really have a thing for Richard Nixon.

How did a blurry ass photo of a drunk, dead eyed five get on here?

I really have a thing for Richard Nixon.

I’m just really hoping there isn’t another word below sleep written in diamante on there.

I’m just really hoping there isn’t another word below sleep written in diamante on there.