any fucking girl available for fuck?? — Asked by Anonymous

I barely know these people.

aree you actually gay bro? — Asked by hardcorebiatch

Not as gay as your mom.

Are you gay? How long is you penis? — Asked by Anonymous

Vaguely.
Enough that I’m bitter enough to write this.

'there was a girl here earlier'

'there was a girl here earlier'

Happy Christmas. I got you the present of a dick.

Also, incase these underpants didn’t make clear, I’m gay now.

Happy Christmas. I got you the present of a dick.

Also, incase these underpants didn’t make clear, I’m gay now.

I couldn’t find the Cop, the Sailor, the Biker and the Workman.

I couldn’t find the Cop, the Sailor, the Biker and the Workman.

I tried to rotate this photo and say ‘I’d like to see you do that baby’ to the blond chick, but apparently Photoshop seems not to have incorporated Blade Runner technology yet.
Anyway, as I was trying to do that, I started imagining what it’d be like to be the dude who’s feet appear in the photo. ‘Oh my god guys! Check it! Those are my fucking feet’.

I tried to rotate this photo and say ‘I’d like to see you do that baby’ to the blond chick, but apparently Photoshop seems not to have incorporated Blade Runner technology yet.

Anyway, as I was trying to do that, I started imagining what it’d be like to be the dude who’s feet appear in the photo. ‘Oh my god guys! Check it! Those are my fucking feet’.

Whatever man. You guys know how much work it is to find a photo of two girls making out on Facebook?
I don’t even care if its like a drunk four, it’s happening.

Whatever man. You guys know how much work it is to find a photo of two girls making out on Facebook?

I don’t even care if its like a drunk four, it’s happening.

I recently learnt the phrase ‘surprise surprise, right in the eyes’.
I’ve pretty much been thrusting my crotch at women and shouting that since.

I recently learnt the phrase ‘surprise surprise, right in the eyes’.

I’ve pretty much been thrusting my crotch at women and shouting that since.

did you delete your facebook? — Asked by Anonymous

Yes. Yes I did. Harder to steal now. Promise updates soon.