‘there was a girl here earlier’
Happy Christmas. I got you the present of a dick.
Also, incase these underpants didn’t make clear, I’m gay now.
I couldn’t find the Cop, the Sailor, the Biker and the Workman.
I tried to rotate this photo and say ‘I’d like to see you do that baby’ to the blond chick, but apparently Photoshop seems not to have incorporated Blade Runner technology yet.
Anyway, as I was trying to do that, I started imagining what it’d be like to be the dude who’s feet appear in the photo. ‘Oh my god guys! Check it! Those are my fucking feet’.
Whatever man. You guys know how much work it is to find a photo of two girls making out on Facebook?
I don’t even care if its like a drunk four, it’s happening.
I recently learnt the phrase ‘surprise surprise, right in the eyes’.
I’ve pretty much been thrusting my crotch at women and shouting that since.
Anonymous asked: did you delete your facebook?
Yes. Yes I did. Harder to steal now. Promise updates soon.
I had a really bad acid trip once and kept seeing this girl everywhere I was looking. I finally manage to find my bed and she’s hiding underneath it grabbing my ankle.
Still ain’t a playa, just fuck a lot.
I’m usually not so great at this kind of thing, but, I assure you; that chick is a dude.